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Episode 10: The Naughty List

  • --------: 10:24 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: What
  • LouisTheCat: what did you get me for christmas
  • RickDickens77: Nothing.
  • LouisTheCat: seriously
  • RickDickens77: I don't know Lou, you're kind of on the naughty list this year.
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: seriously
  • RickDickens77: Alright, I got you something, but I'm not telling.
  • LouisTheCat: well i can just look
  • LouisTheCat: where is it
  • RickDickens77: It's supposed to be a surprise, that's the point.
  • LouisTheCat: the point is giving rick
  • LouisTheCat: the point is being part of something bigger than yourself rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: the point is love
  • RickDickens77: Right. Not telling.
  • LouisTheCat: ok well im gonna go look brb
  • RickDickens77: Wait please don't
  • RickDickens77: please
  • --------: 11:03 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: Just tell me how bad the damage is.
  • LouisTheCat: what damage
  • RickDickens77: Never mind. What do you need?
  • LouisTheCat: i cant find it
  • RickDickens77: I know Lou, it's called "hiding". You're not supposed to find it.
  • LouisTheCat: but i want to know what it is
  • RickDickens77: Don't spoil the surprise. Wait til Christmas.
  • LouisTheCat: ok ill go look some more
  • RickDickens77: LOU WAIT
  • --------: 11:40 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • --------: 12:11 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: im like super frustrated
  • LouisTheCat: i emptied both bookcases
  • LouisTheCat: went through your closet and your dresser
  • LouisTheCat: moved all the stuff on the pantry shelves
  • LouisTheCat: i even cleared the mantle though now that i think about it thats a silly place to hide something lol
  • LouisTheCat: anyway nothing
  • LouisTheCat: i didnt want to do this but youre gonna have to give me a hint
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • --------: 12:32 PM
  • RickDickens77: Oh my god LOU
  • RickDickens77: LOUIS
  • RickDickens77: My mother is going to be there in like an hour
  • RickDickens77: DO NOT DESTROY THE HOUSE
  • RickDickens77: Dammit Lou
  • --------: 12:49 PM
  • LouisTheCat: no way
  • LouisTheCat: i didnt know grandma was coming thats awesome
  • LouisTheCat: i love grandma rick
  • RickDickens77: I know you do.
  • LouisTheCat: and dont worry about the house everything is fine i just moved some stuff
  • LouisTheCat: i think it looks better to tell you the truth
  • RickDickens77: Lou, stop. Listen.
  • RickDickens77: I need you to wait, and to stop looking.
  • LouisTheCat: this would go faster if you give me that hint
  • RickDickens77: No. Focus, Lou. You have to stop, I'm telling you to stop and just wait for Mom.
  • LouisTheCat: i will wait for grandma
  • RickDickens77: Good. Cool.
  • --------: 1:35 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: What
  • LouisTheCat: grandma is here rick
  • LouisTheCat: im gonna go look some more now whats the hint
  • RickDickens77: No no no, now you can just hang out with Mom instead of looking.
  • LouisTheCat: haha no for real whats the hint
  • RickDickens77: LOU, STOP. Please put Mom on.
  • LouisTheCat: on here
  • RickDickens77: Yes, I want to chat with her
  • LouisTheCat: wait one
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • RickDickens77: Mom?
  • LouisTheCat: THIS IS YOUR MOTHER
  • LouisTheCat: I FIXED YOUR STUCK CAPS LOCK
  • RickDickens77: Glued, technically, but ok.
  • RickDickens77: So Mom, I need you to keep an eye on Lou, he's been trying to find his Christmas present.
  • LouisTheCat: SAY NO MORE ILL HELP HIM LOOK
  • RickDickens77: Actually
  • RickDickens77: no
  • RickDickens77: please
  • RickDickens77: Mom
  • RickDickens77: Mom?
  • --------: 2:22 PM
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • RickDickens77: Mom, you don't have to do that
  • LouisTheCat: WHAT
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • RickDickens77: Never mind. What.
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD I HAVE TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THE WAY YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR HOUSE
  • LouisTheCat: IT IS AN ABSOLUTE WRECK HERE, JUST AN EMBARRASMENT
  • LouisTheCat: I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND
  • RickDickens77: I do, I have a girlfriend.
  • LouisTheCat: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY
  • RickDickens77: Thanks.
  • RickDickens77: Mom.
  • LouisTheCat: THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU, RICHARD MONTGOMERY DICKENS
  • --------: 3:13 PM
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: OH GOD RICHARD MY SPOONS
  • LouisTheCat: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPOONS
  • --------: 3:50 PM
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • LouisTheCat: RICHARD
  • RickDickens77: What
  • LouisTheCat: I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND IT
  • RickDickens77: I don't think I even care anymore
  • LouisTheCat: IS IT THIS ROMANTIC SPA GETAWAY
  • RickDickens77: What? No.
  • RickDickens77: I'm not taking my cat on a spa trip
  • LouisTheCat: THEN IS IT FOR ME? WE CAN'T FIND MINE EITHER
  • RickDickens77: NO!
  • LouisTheCat: WHAT DID YOU GET ME
  • RickDickens77: MOM. STOP. LISTEN.
  • RickDickens77: LOUIS IS TEARING THE HOUSE APART
  • RickDickens77: I NEED YOU TO STOP HIM
  • RickDickens77: AND I NEED YOU BOTH TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS
  • RickDickens77: BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW
  • --------: 4:24 PM
  • RickDickens77: Mom?
  • --------: 4:40 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: what did you do to grandma
  • LouisTheCat: oh
  • LouisTheCat: oh rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick you cant talk to your mom like that
  • LouisTheCat: youll be lucky if she talks to you at all this week
  • LouisTheCat: im not angry so much as disappointed
  • LouisTheCat: shes right though
  • LouisTheCat: now that she mentions it the house could use some work
  • LouisTheCat: wait
  • LouisTheCat: lol
  • LouisTheCat: montgomery
  • --------: 5:14 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: what
  • LouisTheCat: still stumped over here
  • LouisTheCat: driving us crazy
  • RickDickens77: Fine, I'll just give it to you when I get home
  • LouisTheCat: no no no i want to find it man just give me a hint
  • LouisTheCat: wait
  • LouisTheCat: waiiiiit
  • LouisTheCat: inside the couch cushions
  • LouisTheCat: diabolical rick
  • RickDickens77: LOU WAIT
  • --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
  • HILARIOUS as usual. Fuckin' cats man. My spirit animal.
Permalink interweber: How do I get a job as a copywriter for nail polish? I FREQUENTLY HAVE WONDERED THIS MY WHOLE LIFE. I think OPI gets a lot of credit for this just because they do it unlike a lot of other companies but seriously, they suck. Let’s say it. Gonna create an independent firm that develops titles for short films and nail polishes.
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Permalink nickthejam: Just wanted to let you know.. But I love you a little bit less, is that okay?